red spikey haired rock

he is a rock. no. THE rock. but red. THE rock but RED. did I mention that he is red. and spikey

"omg did you hear about red spikey haired rock?"
"oml yeah, he was with angry porcupine the other day"

by jhaywhypapi November 5, 2021

fist full of doll hairs

Proof of victory between a girl on girl catfight usually involving a weave or wig.

I could tell Nina had won the fight because she had Kmartina's wig as a fist full of doll hairs.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023

ice cream scoop hair

A white boy haircut in which it fluffs at the edges and white forks are obsessed with it

he has ice cream scoop hair

by iamntgay July 14, 2023

a bucket o' nose hairs

disappointing.

I had heard good things about the movie Sideways, but it turned out to be a bucket o' nose hairs.

by Tank Miller June 13, 2018

get out of your hair

To remove oneself from the interaction.

I'll get out of your hair now.

by D. Y. Vetz December 12, 2020

hair across our ass

a particular annoyance or nuisance

In the second episode of season two of Oz on HBO, Ryan O'Reilly says, "Schibetta's dead. It's his son who's a hair across our ass now."

by JoIdnew May 23, 2008