freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.

Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower

by ooothatboi October 24, 2017

Shower

A dismissive or dehumanizing term used to belittle a person or group, often implying that they are dirty, or in need of cleansing.

Person 1: im going to take a shower
Person 2: AHHHH DONT SAY THAT WORD AROUND ME
Person 1: mb im going to take a Sho*er

by The_Pych00 June 25, 2025

Shower Burst

When you _bust_ a nut in the shower faucet.

_broooo!_ we saw him do a shower burst last night!

by magictheduncaning323 May 6, 2023

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024

Vinny Shower

The act of entering a shower, jerking off, waffle stomping, turning the water on, and then promptly leaving.

"hold on guys i'll be right back, i gotta go take a Vinny Shower"

by smorgusborg February 12, 2025

Shower

Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.

Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night”
Rich: “What an absolute shower”

by Boo Haa Raa Sausage July 18, 2022

Hercules shower

The action of bathing with your friend. One person begins by taking a shower with the drain plugged. The other sits patiently for the water to fill up, then they take a bath.

The drought is causing our water bill to be super expensive! Stevie, let’s take a Hercules shower to save some money.

by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022