asshole

A derogatory term used to address a person who isn’t worth shit. The hole in which shit comes out of, thus not even shit wants to be associated with it. The hole in which the filth of society is born from.

1.) My son can't do shit right, he's an asshole.

2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.

3.) What's wrong with you asshole!

4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?

Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.

Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!

Lucy: ...

by elburro90 June 25, 2014

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Asshole Motorboating

The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.

Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!

by kitlinski September 28, 2020

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Right in the middle of the asshole bitch

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.

(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!

by BenPC August 14, 2017

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Asshole

He’s so much of an asshole

by Assholexoxoxoxoxoxo November 15, 2018

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lactic asshole

Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)

Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?

Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.

by TOS T1000 October 13, 2013

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brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

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