chocolate asshole

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter

Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.

by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016

Asshole

Asshole: someone who posts a lot of things on Urban Dictionary and doesn't vote on them so they are all backed up.

I posted on one thing then voted on over 100 posts to make up for it cause it is backed up.

I am not an Asshole ... Are you?

Synynyms: Dickhead,cocklover,ass,junky,tocoolforschool

by TruthfulLier"_" August 7, 2015

bavarian asshole

Pulling a natural Keith Dunwoody. Nonsensical, shit talking, run of the mouth kind of person.

Bavarian Asshole ~ This guy made no sense and wouldn't quit spouting off at the mouth. A real Keith Dunwoody move!!

by DunwoodyKD3 February 7, 2024

Asshole

When someone gets upset over things that aren't worth getting upset over. Life is too short to be acting mean or yelling. Have perspective on the real issues. Being an asshole is blowing thing up to be way bigger than it needs to be.

Don't be an asshole Steve!! Happy wife happy life!!

by Melba82 March 5, 2017

Asshole

David Dobrik

David Dobrik is an asshole PERIODT

by YEE nbooo November 30, 2019

tard pie asshole

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)

Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing

by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025

asshole

An unpleasant person who thinks they're better than you in any way.

Wow, I showed him my picture and he said his was better. he's such an asshole.

by loli big boobs July 3, 2015