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Half ass feelings

You only giving the person half of your heart.
I don’t want your half ass feelings🥱
by Cold hearted ladybug October 8, 2021
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.
half-great-great-great-uncle.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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half and half

Someone born from two different races
Jasmine DuBois from the Boondocks is considered a half and half. Born from Tom (black) and Sarah (White Mudshark)
by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023
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half-o-laugh

A belly laugh that finally realizes that the joke used in the making of this definition wasn’t actually that funny so the laugh decides to jump off a Cliff
Marty started his skit out tonight on a blazing path, but was soon blind sided by the, infamous, Half-o-laugh.
by Nlytnd1 February 20, 2021
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