Deprived from the word ‘seductive’ Adam is an exceedingly handsome young man. From his dashing personality to his hung pecker we see why eve wanted him. He shows more of what a good man is, confident yet quiet but very clever he is a good member to the team.
by Lexiloves19 November 22, 2021

adam that homewrecker !
by jerryberry123 March 13, 2024

Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.
"Oh my GOSH!"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
by Probably Ichigo September 21, 2022

by WalterNorth July 15, 2023

by anonymous August 5, 2023
