rip monster

A lament for the death of any loved thing but mainly as an affirmation of sarcastic fail. Originally from a classic 4chins image board post. “Monster was a good DOGGO. He chased the postman, ate bacon. Mom was gonna take him to the Vet but she couldn’t afford it. Monster died today. Rip Monster.”

Tony says ‘Hey watch me Kickflip this 12step.’ (Eats shit)
Bam responds, ewwww, RIP MONSTER’

by Astrofox21 December 07, 2022

gender monster

g*n to your head you wouldn't know what their gender is

wow look at that gender monster

by big_ Baller February 08, 2025

Tennessee Tickle Monster

To get finger blasted by a shit covered pinky finger as someone tickles your taint with a whip.

That big country guy handled me with the ol Tennessee Tickle Monster

by The paper June 14, 2025

Tongue Monster

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body

"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."

by LostABet December 26, 2011

Wiggle Monster

A child or person that won't stop moving, shaking or squirming.

This kid won't sit still, she's a little Wiggle Monster.

by Getaboard August 19, 2023

spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

by mew.ko February 23, 2024

Spaghetti Monster

Interchangeable with the word "lolcow"

Joe made such a fool of himself on youtube that he became a spaghetti monster

by mememaster5000 December 12, 2023