Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023

donkey

a person who often takes pictures of himself in the mirror. usually a person named chad who has low self-esteem n doesn't know who he is, or where he is going in life. a person who has many goals n didn't accomplish any yet. someone who is secretly gay. someone who is broke,n has no money.

what a donkey that guy!

by channing lopez May 30, 2010

Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.

“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe”

by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018

Donkey

an American professional basketball player, who plays as the starting PF for the Golden State Warriors.

@NickB414: Draymond Green look like Donkey from Shrek

by hiimking November 5, 2020

Donkey

Shreks eternal follower, who also had babies with a massive dragon.

Shrek: Distract the dragon for me Donkey.
Donkey: you got it

Dragon: Hi there sexy!

by Danny Devito's nut December 4, 2019

Swamp donkey

Refers to a nasty and dirty man or women who you don't like, that tries to act like they are a bad ass. A swamp donkey usually is overweight and wears clothes two sizes to small. They are also usually raised in a trailer park

"Have you seen Becky, she's dressed like a hoe and and being really bitchy"

"Ugh she's such a swamp donkey"
Gross trailer park Dirty swamp donkey

by just a girl in waiting May 21, 2016

Donkey

No... No, you're worse than an animal. You're worse.

Hym "No. Donkey is being generous. Because a DONKEY is actually useful to someone other than a woman. A donkey I wouldn't have to pretend is people. And the small dick derision is allowed. You're perfectly fine with it. You have nerd once in your life heard small dick bigotry and had anything to say about it. You're perfectly fine with the dehumanization of incels. But when it's YOU beginning dehumanized it's a problem. When it's that fucking cripple it's a problem. A whore doing something that would would destroy my life? Not a problem. You've never imposed schizophrenia ON anyone who's done it. You never mocked them. You've never in your life even HEARD anyone mock a fat cock. So no. Donkeys are majestic animals. I don't even know what to call you."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023