that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

by Cockulon 3000 August 22, 2007

you and what army

A phrase that responds to a threat by implying that the threat is a weak one.

Billy: Our team is going to slaughter your team.
Nick: Yeah? You and what army?

by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014

say what now

a person says this phrase when he is surpised to hear something and wants it to be repeated

in how i met your mother say what now is said a couple of times by barney and quinn (barney's ex fiance, a stripper)

by ap1938 November 12, 2013

Guess what... PENIS

a very funny joke that will have everyone laughing no matter their age.

Comedian. Hey guys guess what... PENIS
Crowd. Bursts out in laughter

by Benthegoat886 April 14, 2021

what we learn

It's what u say when u do something to someone or someone does something stupid. And it's a way of being an asshole sometimes.

"I jumped of my house and broke my leg" ...What we learn
"Claps kid in 1v1 in fortnite that talked trash" ...what we learn

by Hey what we learn October 29, 2019

What is it to Louis XIV

a new, more polite phrase meaning , "who the f* cares?

What is it to Louis XIV that you didn't do your homework in high school; I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic when you are in university. You have no one but yourself to blame.

by Sexydimma April 13, 2014

what goes on here

what happens in a specific place or area.

person1"what goes on here?"
person2"we're haveing a party"

by snfromhell March 30, 2005