The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
by ebotnomed April 2, 2019
Get the Tim Jacobsmug. Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck
by AssSmacker69 February 4, 2024
Get the Jacobmug. This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.
Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.
by Squidward666 June 9, 2018
Get the jacobmug. Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...
by nigori January 31, 2024
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob Farmer is a tall person who his funny and stupid but his not at all talented and doesn't take anything seriously. He might play a lot of video games and get F’s in all his classes but he has a good personality and loves his friends
by SBK-Caotain January 27, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. 
Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
“Jacob texted me!”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
by Definitelynotanna December 8, 2020
Get the Jacobmug.