Dead Mouse Mug

The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.

Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!

by SJ@24th June 22, 2010

be dead forever simulator

you are in a simulation. you are dead forever. you can only see light. and 50 idiots.

"oh man im stuck in be dead forever simulator!"

by Rocket sex February 19, 2021

half dead fun

Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.

1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!

by lowsense December 8, 2017

Dead head boy

Someone who is no fun and always ruins a good day out. They have no creative mindset and express very pessimistic opinions when it comes to someone using their imagination.

Man he's no fun, he just a dead head boy.
That dead head boys imagination is limited to the size of a pea.

by SuckMyJoe July 19, 2018

Dead to me look

a stare that implies the person he or she is looking at is dead to them

She is giving me the “Dead to me look” it breaks my heart to know she felt about me.

by Sudden Excrement May 18, 2019

Dead cat throw

Average length a dead cat can be throw, equal to around 1 football field.It is also most commonly used as a measure of distance from your current position to Restroom.

The store is about 15 Dead cat throws away.

The closest Restroom is about 5 Dead cat throws away.

by trickface207 October 31, 2014

Wake Up Dead

From the song Wake Up Dead from the 1986 Megadeth album Peace Sells But Who's Buying? Is something you don't want to happen if you've been cheating on your wife, girlfriend, husband, or boyfriend and sneaking into their house and not get caught because you will wake up dead.

Alright time to sneak to my girlfriend's house, let's pray I don't wake up dead.

by 0ld M4N October 17, 2020