I asked him the time and he showed me his "wristwatch." (the wraping of the penis around the wrist to resemble a wrist watch is an examlpe of penis puppetry)
by Joshua Muller , Joe Laucht, Justin Reeder July 19, 2006
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Get the hanging penis mug.reproductive organ attached to a male which is extremely small, comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy. clinical statistics show that out of anglo-saxon-european, african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men, the most least endowed is found in majority of anglo-saxon-european men, barely getting over 2.5 inches.
compared to african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men whom are all around 5-6 inches, which is the global standard. this is not to say every white man has a 2 inch cock. there are indeed some with 4 inches or more. in american/western porn, you will find the 0.000141945% of white men with much larger penis than the rest of his diaspora.
hollywood is where all the famous white men are. american porn is where all the abnormally larger penis white men are.
because of this disability (known in central and east africa as 'white man syndrome') white women are making themselves available for other races. indeed, there are more white women traveling to africa for sex than ever before.
new studies in 2012 find that population in anglo-saxon-european countries are on the decline because white women are becoming less receptive to white men. for sexual reasons. now the white race faces threat of extinction because of the white man's small penis.
small penis of white men is causing the extinction of his own race. white man is the diseases of the planet and his small penis is the disease to white women and to himself.
compared to african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men whom are all around 5-6 inches, which is the global standard. this is not to say every white man has a 2 inch cock. there are indeed some with 4 inches or more. in american/western porn, you will find the 0.000141945% of white men with much larger penis than the rest of his diaspora.
hollywood is where all the famous white men are. american porn is where all the abnormally larger penis white men are.
because of this disability (known in central and east africa as 'white man syndrome') white women are making themselves available for other races. indeed, there are more white women traveling to africa for sex than ever before.
new studies in 2012 find that population in anglo-saxon-european countries are on the decline because white women are becoming less receptive to white men. for sexual reasons. now the white race faces threat of extinction because of the white man's small penis.
small penis of white men is causing the extinction of his own race. white man is the diseases of the planet and his small penis is the disease to white women and to himself.
they say,
asteroids killed the dinosaurs.
nazis killed the jews.
and small penis killed the white man.
asteroids killed the dinosaurs.
nazis killed the jews.
and small penis killed the white man.
by WonderWomanAlice October 8, 2012
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"And as I put the tampon in, that's when I realized I had a shallow vagina. It looked like a little Stormtrooper Penis!"
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