that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007

you and what army

A phrase that responds to a threat by implying that the threat is a weak one.

Billy: Our team is going to slaughter your team.
Nick: Yeah? You and what army?

by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014

say what now

a person says this phrase when he is surpised to hear something and wants it to be repeated

in how i met your mother say what now is said a couple of times by barney and quinn (barney's ex fiance, a stripper)

by ap1938 November 11, 2013

Guess what... PENIS

a very funny joke that will have everyone laughing no matter their age.

Comedian. Hey guys guess what... PENIS
Crowd. Bursts out in laughter

by Benthegoat886 April 14, 2021

What is ya doin?

Noun : thats word expresses what you do in a jam situation or what you're doing in order to figure out the solution to do, what you doing immediately : What are you doing? , Whatcha doing? Or what you doing? What you're doing for finding the solution right now

What is ya doin?

Kamayi: hey, waddup?

Elie: doin ok , you?
Kamayi: what is ya doin?
Elie : nun at all...

by E.s.Kamayi7 May 25, 2021

S.S. What The Fuck

When two people have been "talking" for a number of months but one person has more feelings than the other and feels like they are at a halt in the relationship and are not sure if they are friends or worth of dating.

Jane says she and Jon are on the S.S. What the Fuck. They have been doing the deed and everything but are still not official.

by ally is aa August 24, 2008

what goes on here

what happens in a specific place or area.

person1"what goes on here?"
person2"we're haveing a party"

by snfromhell March 30, 2005