shoot my shot

Give a person a chance to try to get with you

"Bro Abby needs to let me shoot my shot with her"
Im finna shoot my shot

by Joseph slippery February 2, 2017

method to my madness

Means my way of thinking is so bizarre, that I could not explain it to you if you asked me. But it makes sense to me and that's all that matters.

"There was a method to my madness," she said as she put the ice cream in the fridge upside down with the lid off to thaw it.

by pseudo jay June 20, 2016

Soaked my Sandwich

1. When something goes terribly wrong that had exceptionally high expectations associated with it.
2. Being bummed out or depressed by a disappointment or anticlimax.
3. Wanting something and not getting it or getting an inferior version of it.
4. An anticlimax, a letdown
5. Defeat

"Hey, Lunchbox what's wrong? You seem really down and out today."
"Oh man, there's this girl I really like and I thought she was into me too, but she just soaked my sandwich."

"This deal went south and it just soaked my sandwich."

"Yo man, you're like a brother to me, and then you treat me like that, you just soaked my sandwich"

"Yeah, dude, the party was on, and then the cops showed and everybody dropped it, . . . it just soaked my sandwich real bad."

by Sapidpaean January 15, 2009

Drive My Car

A euphemism for intimate relations commonly used in the 1950s and '60s.

Baby, you can drive my car...

by Linda McCartney December 28, 2008

Spinning my wheels

Like a car stuck in mud, to spin one's wheels is to try to make progress, but get nowhere.

I sat down to write my term paper, but after three hours realized I was just spinning my wheels.

by rear wheel drive June 21, 2011

Rustle My Jimmies

“That Really Rustled My Jimmies” is an expression that is used to convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums, most notably on 4chan. To rustle one's jimmies means to make someone discontent or to bother someone.

Man 1: "This guy is your boyfriend? He's worthless!"

Man 2: "That really does Rustle My Jimmies man..."

by Carlos-a-16 December 12, 2012

my mom sucks my dick sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes

mine too

by DORER January 10, 2021