god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

gods leaf

Marijuana aka weed :)

I tried growing some of gods leaf and it died :(

by _hehehe_ January 18, 2018

The old gods

Referencing to tribal divinities that were popular before the inquisition slavery and colonialism.
It's a new generalized term that has no culture in particular in mind but is used to describe mysterious personalities of the forces of nature.

Go into the woods, talk to the old gods, get yourself focused and come back...

by Melun Djinn April 13, 2020

Bread God

One of the most powerful gods ever. He can control all breads.

1. NO way its the bread god
2. Bread god blessed me with bread

by Ultracanda August 27, 2022

God-Karen

She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.

Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*

by UisforUgly August 19, 2020

God morning

A misspelling of the greeting "Good morning".

Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf

by Suawd December 5, 2021

Sloth God

That lazy dude who aint about it

Sloth God-He wont be out here cause hes to lazy

by Swim God November 5, 2016