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National Masturbate Day

It time to have some fun !! April 13 is National Masturbate Day !! Go jerk off or finger! Any will do!!
Man, Ricky today is National Masturbate Day ! Let’s beat our meats together!
by Braylen215 May 25, 2018
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National Boob day

September 1 is national boob day, the day that we celebrate titties, boobs, breasts and milk holders. Send your friends some boob pictures and celebrate !
Hey, it’s National boob day, did Jessica send you pictures?
by Brenda Foxx September 1, 2020
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National Peoplesrepublic Radio

The primary radio source of liberal propaganda in the United States.

Unlike its commercial imitator, Air America, National Peoplesrepublic Radio (NPR, alias "National Public Radio") knows there isn't enough demand for its services to make it commerically viable (the extreme left being a tiny minority in the United States). Therefore, it will continue to function on donations, government subsidies, and grants from large corporations. Many of these corporations are involved in industries which the audience detests, proving Lenin's point about capitalists selling the ropes which will be used in their hangings.
At least National Peoplesrepublic Radio has decent music programming, which is more than I can say for Air America. You also can bet on being within range of a National Peoplesrepublic Radio station, too.
by Gahmuret July 2, 2006
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national nut day

On July 13 is national nut day. Celebrate national nut day by nutting on your girlfriend.
Bob: I’m gonna nut on my girlfriend today

Jim: why would you do that
Bob: because it’s national nut day
by Papi wet wet April 19, 2019
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national anal day

April 30th is national anal day. so put it in baby
Drew: Hey babe, it's almost national anal day.
Girl: oh great make sure to get some lube.
Drew: WOOOOO
by woo6969 June 26, 2016
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National Nudes Day

Every year on December 17 you can receive nudes from anyone just ask and tell them what day it is.
can't wait to get nudes on National Nudes Day!
by actuallynot December 16, 2019
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national ex day

national ex day is soon watch how i grease .
by hekdjd August 6, 2018
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