March 12th

This is National smack/grab ass day again.

March 12th, National smack/grab ass day: Finally the day to slap your homies butt without them getting mad. It’s not gay on this day you’re just smacking the gyat. Just go ahead and do it especially if they’re sagging.

by D1hater March 8, 2024

March 3

National titties day!!! Any girls that are your friends have to show you their tits on March 3, if not, they aren’t real friends.

“Hey, did you know that March 3 is national titties day?”

by IceCube7856 March 13, 2023

March

white boy appreciation month March

an act or instance of marching or kissing with a white boy.

by whiteboy john March 7, 2024

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

March 31

March 31 is the most common day cause expo closes at that time and it’s gonna be my birthday reem

Expo 2020 closes on reems birthday. March 31

by RSAPRO February 10, 2022

March 25

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Girl: "Hey babe it's March 25, hand over that hoodie."
Boy: "Damn it..."

by aax❔ March 22, 2024

Marching Band Show Reveal Day

The day that all people (in marching band) look forward to at the beginning of a new season, where the music and movements you will be working on repeatedly for the next few months are revealed.

Guy 1: Man, tomorrow is the marching band show reveal day, aren't you excited?

Guy 2: Of course I am, I bet it will be awesome.

by The Marching Griffin March 12, 2024