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Jacob

a fucking emo man who is so emo to the point he acts sped and nuts everywhere
by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025
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Jacob

A Jacob is a furry roleplayer who has violent tendencies and uses the Bible as an excuse for his actions. A Jacob is the type of person to repeatedly kick people under tables in the library after having a deep conversation about boundaries. Even though he's unbelievably weird everyone loves him and would throw hands with anyone who crossed him.
Person one : "This guy said he was going to stone me in the name of the Bible. He looks like he vapes."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
by NotMcstabme May 3, 2023
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Jacob

A guy who's one of the kindest people you'll meet ( unless your on his bad side). He is very athletic and outgoing and know how to make a girl smile. He acts very happy but he may have his own problems and struggles to hide them sometimes. He makes a fantastic friend so keep him close. It's hard to tell who he likes cause he can be very flirtatious. He tends to make jokes to try and brighten up people's day. He may go by jake. Get your self a jacob.
Person 1: Look theres jacob!
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: A very kind person.
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Jacob

Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.
Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches
by hubert marquess November 20, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is literally the most fucking annoying person you will ever fucking meet. You will have shit tons of bruh moments whenever you're around him cause he's so god damn fucking stupid. Jesus fuck he is so fucking annoying fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck it's jacob
by dickbread January 7, 2019
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Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the friend group or squad
by The real Jacob May 24, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a little gay ball with THE HOTTEST mom in the world
Have you seen Jacobs mom, shes sooo hot
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