Jacob

A rapist. Likes to rape woman then go to the marines

Jacob I said no, jacob says… I don’t care

by Rapeexposer73 December 20, 2021

Jacob

Gigantic heart and gargantuan cock. He'll rock your world in more ways than one. Hottest person on the planet also very tall and sexy and gorgeous did i mention hes sexy and tall and hot and gorgeous i love jacob. he is so cool i wish i could be like him.

jacob

by vanillaflute September 27, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is the world best fuckboy in porn history. Whatever you see Jacob, he will go full homo and gives you a blowjob, earjob, nipple job, belly button job and nose job.

Come here jacob

by Wingling January 21, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.

Person one: your friends with Jacob?
Person two: ohh yeah! Jacobys sick man

by AlltheMenKnowMe March 8, 2023

jacob

the perfect person

jacob! look, he is so adorable

by NN0BB0DDY May 15, 2021

Jacob Saggytiddies

that one guy who will ALWAYS let you wear his sweatshirt

Girl 1: "Have you heard Jacob Sartorius's cover on All of Me?"

Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"

Girl 1: "Well n-"

Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"

by lipsoul is superior September 13, 2020

jacob

Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts

Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)

by fkdsopkfaskf;es June 11, 2019