Jacob

Jacob loves axolotls but ABSOLUTELY HATES JAVA

Jacob killed the Java player but hugged the axolotl

by ScrewJavaLoveAxolotls March 30, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a pussy

Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy

jacob

by arfse October 1, 2021

Jacob brodbeck

A faggit that’s only good enuf to pick up a cute girl once and a while but is isn’t good at anything else

That guy over there is a Jacob brodbeck

by Bye your best frind July 29, 2018

Jacob

A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.

Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.

by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019

Jacob Tyler

A Jacob Tyler is the cutest boy ever. He is a really smart kid and is willing to help anyone who needs it. He's the kind of guy you want to date, but never talks to you. You don't want to date him for his looks or for how smart he is, you genuinely just love his personality. He's the kind of boy that would cheer you up if you really needed it.

Dang, you're friends with Jacob Tyler? You must be the luckiest person ever!

by blankethuman January 12, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!

*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2024

Jacob Chapman

Likes boys and has a tiny pp and no girls because he has a rat nest and farts in other mens mouth

Can you jacob chapman in me

by Cool dad4926 March 18, 2022