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Texas French Fry

A fat, messy line of cocaine.
“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”
by LogiBogy May 20, 2022
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French fry hairs

French fry hairs are the male versions of noodles hairs. They are all over roblox and are uphillers. They are slowly catching up us dahoodians must stay focused.
These annoying ass french fry hairs reported me for not giving them money on dh
by ii.tiara May 25, 2022
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French Fist

The insertion of the fist into a man's urethra
It is my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm giving him a French Fist tonight
by Teenita May 28, 2022
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French Kebab

The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.
"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"

The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"
by Alma Holzhert June 2, 2022
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french

by fahdawy June 5, 2022
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Sophia french

This girl i have in 1st and 4th hour who i forget her name and call her sophie but i dont think she knotices kinda chill but a lil scary but kinda hot
Ayo thats sophia french why she got blonde hair she used to have red right?
by Doqtordyl April 4, 2022
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French Pinecone

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022
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