Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies

Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit

by Ryoko41981 June 10, 2018

Chippin’ Biscuits

Colloquial term for vomiting especially concerning CrossFit.

“This guy at the gym asked for my number, but I just saw him last week chippin’ biscuits while kipping.”

“She’s so badass! She PR’d her squats whilst chippin’ biscuits.”

by NoNoFace July 18, 2018

Bugger Biscuits

When you've forgotten to do something or made a stupid mistake.

Bugger Biscuits I didn't put the bins out

by 3001spike October 3, 2018

Little biscuit

A little girl, or an underage girl not old enough for consensual sex

Ha little biscuit, how old are you?

by Bchbm August 15, 2018

fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 1, 2018

Air biscuit

Another name for a fart. Preferably dense cloud fart that lingers

Damn! Who dropped an air biscuit!
Hope that air biscuit didnt come with gravy.

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018