Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>This Ugly Nigga Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Bar hopping with the crew and we all getting high to dance, dance, dance the night away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Bar hopping with the crew and we all getting high to dance, dance, dance the night away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Bar hopping with the crew and we all getting high to dance, dance, dance the night away<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Helium Bar

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by Death Menace December 9, 2022

aero mint chocolate bar

the most camp personallity one knows about:
similar to zesty or fruity

"you like aero mint chocolate bar" - meaning someone likes very camp actions

by God's asscrack December 29, 2022

Yippy Bar

Probably some really fake shit invented by some random Costo Ricon kid who goes to a white school in the middle of the east coast of the USA that he probably promised to give to some jewish kid who goes to his school who thinks the Costo Ricon kid has an Oedipal Complex and probably no colones.

Nico, you promised to give me a yippy bar three f**kin' weeks ago!

by It's Gilgamesh, not Gilgy. January 7, 2023