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slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.
It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.
by Cyberclam May 3, 2023
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Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.
C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021
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That's so gay bar!

A phrase used to express your opinion on and or reminisce about awesome times! It is often also used to describe people, things, or actions. Synonyms include cool, awesome, dandy, spectacular, unique, dandy, or down right nice !

It is commonly used amongst 20 year olds, heard in Europe and US.
Did you see what Kaylee did yesterday? She is so gay bar!

We had a really gay bar time while catching up with our high school friends in Tuscany!
That's so gay bar! I love it!
by cougstobe February 13, 2024
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Bar rape

When male is flirted with by a female who has the sole purpose of getting free drinks from that male.
Joe 1: Joe, that girl bar raped you hard back there.

Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.

Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.
by househ May 5, 2014
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bar charge

when your phone is dead or close to dead, you hand your phone to the barkeep for a charge.
by jayzmoney June 24, 2016
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Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
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BAR-ROBICS

BAR-ROBICS: (Bar-Ro-Biks)
:adjective
1: physical exercise that includes stretch, strength and cardiovascular activity performed at a bar (an establishment where alcoholic beverages are served). Can be performed sober or intoxicated.
"Ugh I really need to work out... I think I'm gonna go to BAR-ROBICS tonight"
by Lipstickland November 21, 2014
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