April 23

National Keeny day
Where you fuck the shit out of keeny

Cammy and Zachy- Hey keeny, Its April 23, let me fuck the brains out of you
Keeny- hoo hoo ahh ahh

by Gibbon monke 69 November 22, 2021

29 april

is my fra's birthday

x: today is the 29 april?
me: yes, is my fra's birthday

by il fra sid November 22, 2021

April 25th

About 5 of your friends have this birthday and 3 family members this is a day where you could go too 4 different houses and eat 4 different cakes

John: What day is it
Moses: It's April 25th
John: That why there's so many birthdays

by Trump shoulda freed larry November 22, 2021

April 19th

Massive Cock if that's your birthday

Damn that guy Chris over there has a massive Cock, I bet he was born on April 19th

by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021

April 26

Chernobyl Disaster. People died.

Fred: it's April 26!
Bob: The Chernobyl disaster was a nuclear accident that occurred on 26 April 1986 at the No. 4 reactor in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, near the city of Pripyat in the north of the Ukrainian SSR in the Soviet Union

by Baby balls November 21, 2021

17th april

A day to celebrate ur cows , rats and pigs.

What did u do on 17th april?
I bought a cake for my cow called Daria.

by marianuș November 22, 2021

20 April

If you born in 20 April you're attractive boy and have a sweetheart.Them totally caring with someone him love.

person1:Why that boy look attractive
person2:Him is born in 20 April

by Ily♡ November 25, 2021