ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.

S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.

by Snow Witch November 20, 2015

Ghetto Gloss

to doll oneself up, to dress up, to make fancy

Let's ghetto gloss the table by adding napkin rings.

"I'm not here to ghetto gloss it up for you..." song lyric by Rachel McGoye

by Rachel McGoye Fan February 24, 2010

ghetto wrapping

Using newspaper, line paper, or other reading materials to wrap a present.

I wonder if we have any birthday wrapping paper? nope, Looks like she's getting Ghetto Wrapping this year.

by sirpooonyou April 15, 2012

ghetto sleigh

A public bus that makes stops in the ghetto. Mainly used in the Northeast where it snows a lot.

Man it's so damn cold out I'm gonna hop the ghetto sleigh instead of walkin'.

by Albert St. May 22, 2007

Ghetto pussy

Tight, juicy, and you can bounce dat ass on the dick

“Damn Alli, Dave said you had that ghetto pussy. I aint know you had it like that!”

by Lickalotapus1269 September 28, 2018

ghettoes

People in the state of ghettoness, which is being ghetto.

Those people at that "squad" table are so ghetto. Omg look at those ghettoes!

by amazing27 May 3, 2015

Ghetto Lean

When one mixes NyQuil or Robitussin with Sprite, and candy, to create the lesser effects of Lean

Got some NyQuil and made ghetto lean to get through my cold

by 54321run June 11, 2018