what the fuck is a mile

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

by уour mum April 2, 2025

fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!

if you’re snapping a girl and she says “fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!”. let me just tell you it’s basically just “i love you and i don’t want to be without you i love you you’re so attractive and funny and i love talking to you, it’s my favorite thing to do, you’re the only person i wait for to respond, i literally could not imagine where i would be if i never met you because you’ve made me so happy and i really don’t think i could be this happy without you”

boy:*sends snap of him smiling*
me: fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!

by bae asf‼️ February 16, 2021

Fuck

A bad work used for a bad thing.

Fuck that stupid thing!

by anonymous June 11, 2022

Bum-brow titty fuck

When you stradle a womans head and fuck her titties!

I liked her tits but not her face so i gave her a bum-brow titty fuck last night.

by Miqoel June 11, 2016

fuck boy fuckery

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid. Sending pictures of themselves, asking if you have a boyfriend, or simply trying to keep you interested without commitment. So, 'I've missed you so much, I'm just not ready for a relationship' -fuckery

I'm not interested in your fuckboy fuckery.

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid.

by Georgie0209 March 22, 2017

fuck

To copulate with them, or to deceive and thereby ruin them. In the latter sense, the expression 'fuck over' is also often used.

Fuck me, fuck me hard...
You fucked me, Frank. You fucked all of us.

by Draughtsman May 24, 2016

Clutter-Fuck

A ‘Clutter-Fuck’ is the act of having sexual interactions in a noticeably messy/dirty area (e.g. - public bathroom, fast food restaurant trash in the back alley)

Me and Gina had a wild Clutter-Fuck last night, I’m still finding trash in my asshole.

by BigWelshMan May 28, 2023