The University of Fucked

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.

Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."

by BlkFlg August 10, 2024

Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."

"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."

by JSpaulding August 10, 2024

Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.

You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.

by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024

aura fuck

aura fuck /ˈôrə fək/ - slang: to overwhelm with unmeasurable and immense power and pudence.

i aura fucked ethan with my galaxy cat glasses wallpaper in #jeneral 2 minutes ago.

by cheesecock August 13, 2024

ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG

Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.

"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."

by Ratts2474 August 14, 2024

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

by 1wankbank August 15, 2024

Quadle-Fucked

To be fucked beyond all reasonable belief.
A 4x fuckening.

Totaled my car. Straight quadle-fucked it.

by Jdhumpf1 August 16, 2024