fucking tomato

What you look like when you see your salt

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato

by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019

fuck shit

when one is doing crazy reckless shit.

Ay dawg was on some fuck shit at the party last night.

by savuren January 20, 2021

fuck boi

a pussy ass kid age 11-18 thinks their to good for their friends and family if they talk to people older than them can be dating someone and likes multiple other girls the most selfish person you'll ever meet posts more pictures of them self than anyone else saying "im hot" " hmu qts" wears joggers and bulls shirts and swoops their hair hair to the side everyday.

look how that pussy ass fuck boi is dressed

by savage llama May 22, 2016

Fuck me in the ass

Why the fuck did you look this up? What's wrong with you?

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"𝗧 𝗛 𝗢 𝗧 𝗗 𝗘 𝗧 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗘 𝗗"

by MrCubite December 2, 2019

shut the fuck up snapchat month

any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.

Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"

by imtiredofthisbsplease October 3, 2020

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

fuck fuck bao

fuck fuck bao. cao
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by BalerBager October 24, 2022