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Turtle

The act of dragging a game and or match out in a MOBA particularly
Person 1 : Let them end
Person 2 : Nah, their gonna turtle
by Varrick86 June 9, 2018
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Psychedelic Turtle

A deviant sex act where a man is receiving a blow job and also has a turd about to drop, cumming and shitting at the same time.
Jeff was blown away by the psychedelic turtle that Jane gave him
by DeviantSex July 18, 2019
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Banana Turtle

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees
by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021
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Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.
I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.
by mudturtleking December 9, 2019
mugGet the Mud Turtlemug.

turtles

world has turtles
by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020
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Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
mugGet the Eating turtlemug.

swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022
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