Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022

Bulgarian Shower Head

A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.

Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

Shower tragedy

what happens in shower stays in shower.

A: have you seen Robert recently?
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.

by thelegendtwentyeven June 8, 2022

caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out

My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance

by Kyomado June 28, 2022

Based Shower

When you get just your hair wet in the shower and then spray some of Justin’s cologne on you and hit the road.

Yo bros we ready for McCoy’s? I just took a based shower.

by San Jamar August 7, 2022

Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.

Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?

by San Jamar August 7, 2022

Hercules shower

The action of bathing with your friend. One person begins by taking a shower with the drain plugged. The other sits patiently for the water to fill up, then they take a bath.

The drought is causing our water bill to be super expensive! Stevie, let’s take a Hercules shower to save some money.

by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022