To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.
-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.
-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!
-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!
by Jyash April 21, 2005
Get the dick off mug.When one laughs so hard while urinating that they end up waving their dick around and pissing in/on everything but the toilet bowl
Guy1: Oh... you giggly-dick
Guy2: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, it's your bathroom after all
Guy2: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, it's your bathroom after all
by LarryVR March 18, 2007
Get the giggly-dick mug.the guy who takes you to dinner than makes you pay.
the guy who takes off the condom when having sex
the guy that never calls your back, after he said he will
the guy that cheats on you with your sister
(fyi im a chick)
the guy who takes off the condom when having sex
the guy that never calls your back, after he said he will
the guy that cheats on you with your sister
(fyi im a chick)
by sleas January 3, 2009
Get the dick head mug.by Ajax411 December 5, 2020
Get the dickless dick mug.Approximation of the quality of the male penis size
Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft
If not born male, divide by 2
Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft
If not born male, divide by 2
My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?
by JoGreg3 February 9, 2022
Get the Dick score mug.Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.
by JOSH SMITHERS September 18, 2016
Get the Dick Cunt mug.A game played by no certain numbers of patrons where a paper ball referred to as the "paper dick" is hit in the air in an uppercut motion and whoever hits a foul shot or misses the "paper dick" is eliminated. also if the "paper dick" shot is in-between and no patron can be ruled as out it goes to a duel where the same rules must be applied but only the two players accused of previous actions play.
by the Paper Dick Elders May 16, 2021
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