Facebook Whore

When people have over 2000 friends on Facebook.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.

Me: Hey Mary! How many friends do you have on Facebook? I just hit 500!

Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.

Me: You Facebook whore...

by xMuz September 7, 2011

Facebook drunk

Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.

Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.

by NikkiSparks September 22, 2011

facebook sharer

when you own ur own account on facebook and a friend does not n they go on urs.

Kendal:hey jasmine can i go on ur facebook i need to be a look at something?

Jasmine: yeah i guess so i guess i can be a facebook sharer.

by kenrid June 27, 2009

Facebook Sextet

When all six of the randomly selected friend profile photos showing in your Friends category are all female or all male - emphasis is on the opposite sex.

I logged on 130 times and finally hit a Facebook Sextet. My girlfriend's gonna be jealous.

by Rex Skidmore January 13, 2010

Facebook Date

When you and a friend post on one of your walls and it goes to 10 comments or over.

Dave: Dude I totally had a date with Tina last night! Frank: No way! She would never date you. Dave: Yeah she would man, we facebook dated! We talked for 15 whole posts!

by dustybuckets September 29, 2010

facebook victim

Someone who attacks other outside of Facebook, but later post the responses of their victims on Facebook and proceeds to play the victim.

She calls me about something and now wants to play the facebook victim.

by WhatDoIUseNow? January 30, 2015

Facebook serenade

The act of singing to someone, like your boy/girlfriend.

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do
From your boy/girlfriend a Facebook serenade

by Imma rock U June 13, 2012