dick off

To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.

-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.

-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!

by Jyash April 21, 2005

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giggly-dick

When one laughs so hard while urinating that they end up waving their dick around and pissing in/on everything but the toilet bowl

Guy1: Oh... you giggly-dick
Guy2: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, it's your bathroom after all

by LarryVR March 18, 2007

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dick head

the guy who takes you to dinner than makes you pay.

the guy who takes off the condom when having sex

the guy that never calls your back, after he said he will

the guy that cheats on you with your sister

(fyi im a chick)

hey see that dude over there, he looks like a total dick head

by sleas January 3, 2009

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Paper DICK

A game played by no certain numbers of patrons where a paper ball referred to as the "paper dick" is hit in the air in an uppercut motion and whoever hits a foul shot or misses the "paper dick" is eliminated. also if the "paper dick" shot is in-between and no patron can be ruled as out it goes to a duel where the same rules must be applied but only the two players accused of previous actions play.

1-you finna hop on dis paper dick grind bro
2-yea broski foshizzzle

by the Paper Dick Elders May 16, 2021

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Raccoon Dicked

When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.

That slut Tiffany, Raccoon Dicked Steve last night!!

by Lahna_ May 21, 2016

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