To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.
-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.
-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!
-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!
by Jyash April 21, 2005
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Guy2: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, it's your bathroom after all
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by LarryVR March 18, 2007
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the guy who takes off the condom when having sex
the guy that never calls your back, after he said he will
the guy that cheats on you with your sister
(fyi im a chick)
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by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010
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Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house
Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs
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