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dick off

To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.
-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.

-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!
by Jyash April 21, 2005
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giggly-dick

When one laughs so hard while urinating that they end up waving their dick around and pissing in/on everything but the toilet bowl
Guy1: Oh... you giggly-dick
Guy2: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, it's your bathroom after all
by LarryVR March 18, 2007
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dick head

the guy who takes you to dinner than makes you pay.

the guy who takes off the condom when having sex

the guy that never calls your back, after he said he will

the guy that cheats on you with your sister

(fyi im a chick)
hey see that dude over there, he looks like a total dick head
by sleas January 3, 2009
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Dick Shirt

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt
I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..
by hot carl! August 19, 2009
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dick knuckling

1. The use of the knuckles during masturbation

2. A tactic used for catching trout
1. I caught joseph dick knuckling in the cafeteria at school last week.

2. I caught a 6 pound trout over the weekend while dick knuckling.
by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010
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dick snuff

one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.
Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!
by mugdog4 December 18, 2009
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Dick Square

The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.
Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house

Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs
by corymatthews February 18, 2011
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