Christian roleplay is when one person gets tied up to a bed and the other person fucks their ass until they're about to nut. Before they nut, they pull out and nut under them so it doesn't count as sex.
by UnathleticGerm#124032 February 22, 2024
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Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something
Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something
Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass
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by JayCuttler November 16, 2021
Get the Christian mug.A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
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by Ratfraction May 4, 2023
Get the Christian mug.When you run with your arms barely moving. Typically, your arms are making a v shape and your palms are facing the ground. Your arms then swing side to side
by tracknation66 November 8, 2017
Get the Christian Chang mug.Christians are one of the most dirty minded ever but are overall the most sweet caring funny person in the world. Christians normally have brown hair and brown eyes. they love anime. they are very good at drawing and is also a hopeless romantic. this guy has had over 7 girlfriends already but what he dosnt know that the one he truely loves is right infront of him. so if you have a christian in your life hold on to him because at bad times he will always be there for you.
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