Michael Jackson

A pedopheliac, hee-heeing, white boy who was once black, michael is seen grooming and sexually abusing to young boys under their familys noses.
Michael Jackson is disgusting, not my king of pop.
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Michael Vick present

A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.

Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.

That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.

The rest is history.
by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 24, 2010
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Michael Mann

A movie director/producer/writer/etc. Known for films such as Last of the Mohicans, Heat, Collateral, The Insider, Miami Vice, Ali, Thief, Jericho Mile. Michael Mann is very design oriented, his films are meticulously crafted with tons of research. This is how Michael Mann compares to some other directors:
if Steven Spielberg is a family man, Michael Mann is a business man
if Martin Scorsese is a painter, Michael Mann is a designer
If Spike Lee is racial, Michael Mann is a person with diversity
If Wong Kar Wai is an improviser, Michael Mann is an extreme planner
his films are not pretentious
Michael Mann has a strong cult following, he deserves more attention.
by eazy-x February 18, 2008
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Michael J. Fox

A man who always looks like he has to go somewhere, even during interviews and commercials.
Michael J. Fox always has to go places.
by doctadoak October 22, 2008
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A term describing a person who appears to posses the ability to commit horrific acts at any given moment, despite their outward appearance as a dignified, sometimes even well liked individual, a slang term for sociopath.
" Oh, I wouldn't fuck with that guy, he has the Michael Douglas Factor. I bet that dude probably strangles cats in his spare time.
by AbAeterno October 23, 2009
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michael jordan jeans

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022
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