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Kevin

Kevin is number one, John is fake number one
by TateFan123 May 3, 2025
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Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023
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Kevin

haven’t you meet Kevin

yeah… why
he’s an egotistical fucking ass hole right
by Curly fry$ May 30, 2022
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kevin james burke

what did kevin james burke say?
"sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry" and "wabaababababab" and is hhorny
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Kevin

A middle school kid with an amazing singing voice, an awesome sense of humor, and can make you laugh at any time. An amazing dancer, nice to his best friends, and brighten anyone’s day. It’s glad to have a friend like Kevin.
I have an actual friend named Kevin, and this is what best describes him.
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Break your Kevin Hart

To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
by JG49Mke August 12, 2022
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Kevin

Wow, that guy Kevin has a big dick.
by anonymous August 17, 2022
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