Jake golbert

Jake golbert is the most inbred gay butt fucking bastard from utopia

Your such a Jake golbert

Jake golbert is the most inbred gay butt fucking bastard from utopia

by Jake golbert October 30, 2018

Jake

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

Jaking It

To engage in idle contemplation while others observe, often leading to excessive self-doubt and repeating the cycle.

Your turn is taking forever. Stop Jaking it and get on with it already.

Jake's Jaking it again.

by Koochman April 14, 2025

Jake

He has a big nose

JAKE HAS A BIG "NOSE" BECAUSE HE IS JEWISH

by L4nc34L0t February 27, 2019

Jake Phase

playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.

"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"

by definition mf June 9, 2021

Jake

A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.

I wish i could have a Jake with me right now.

We really need a Jake to bring these lolicons down.

by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021

Jake Paul

A Cringey Man Child That Does Not Know That England Is A Continent And Is Not Indeed A City. He Is Also Known As A Meme Killer This Man Child Has Kild Over Fifty Memes As A Cringe Man Son Of A Bitch.

Hey, You See That Guy He Looks Like Jake Paul.

by Loganster Pauler May 27, 2019