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nerve turd

A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.
I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.
by MissBear April 25, 2017
mugGet the nerve turdmug.

turd brushed

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.
by demon71 November 28, 2012
mugGet the turd brushedmug.

Turd

Amber heard is a turd
by Eikmr May 9, 2022
mugGet the Turdmug.

Turd Tug

The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.
"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."
by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025
mugGet the Turd Tugmug.

Cum Turd

The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.
“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”
by 0s0r0 December 6, 2024
mugGet the Cum Turdmug.

Turd in the Chili Bowl

(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.
Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!
by theskymightfall March 21, 2010
mugGet the Turd in the Chili Bowlmug.

Turd

A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish
"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"
by Mrs. Lerman August 25, 2013
mugGet the Turdmug.

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