Goody two shoes

Goody two shoes is a person (mostly girls) that suck up to teachers to do better. This is cousins to the TEACHERS PET

That goody two shoes is such a suck up

by Nemo Shaquille July 28, 2020

Two faced bigot

One who supports building a wall on the southern border yet celebrates cinco de mayo

You're a two faced bigot

by Sugarcoatnothing May 7, 2017

Joker two face

Best Greek rap crew

Joker two face και στην άλλη ζωή γαμω το σπίτι (joker two face and in the other life fuck the house)

by Niggα cαt October 30, 2019

two popes ago

various long time ago

Yo I haven't seen Haley since like two popes ago.

by ConchaPouser November 3, 2013

The two hand spoiler

Wanking off with one hand on your dick while you tickle your gouch with the other.

Egor: Never guess what i did this morning!
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys

by Egor, Will October 27, 2008

two hand man

a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .

jeffie
THM SR.= two hand man senior :)

by Silly billy bean February 13, 2009

two-finger beaver boxing

The act of using two fingers to pleasure a woman. Also known as fingering, finger fucking, and twat tickling in some sections of distant countries.

So I hear your girlfriend is a fan of two-finger beaver boxing?

by I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! January 2, 2009