Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!
Ashely: Have you heard of that group Texas Elite Truckin?
Karen: Yes. That is the only group I can tolerate!!
Karen: Yes. That is the only group I can tolerate!!
by Karen365 November 17, 2020
Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!
Ashely: Have you heard of Texas Elite Truckin?
Karen: Yes, that is about the only Truck group I’ll tolerate!!!
Karen: Yes, that is about the only Truck group I’ll tolerate!!!
by Karen365 November 17, 2020
Dude#1: Hey... What's the meaning of life?
Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.
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Dude#2: And Texas!
Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.
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Dude#2: And Texas!
by Pyronix337 February 08, 2012
A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus
Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020
by Booty-Warrior_8llllllllllO November 16, 2019
A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.
by LoneStarLady July 10, 2011
Cowboy: He broke up with me~!
Ohio: Did you do the Barrage of Texas?
Cowboy: Yeah...
Ohio: He doesn't like that, Cowboy.
Ohio: Did you do the Barrage of Texas?
Cowboy: Yeah...
Ohio: He doesn't like that, Cowboy.
by Samurai Sushi November 01, 2022