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open a can o' whupass

A phrase stating, "beat the living shit out of". Commonly paired with: you, it, I'll, etc.

Whupass being a shortcut compound for "whoop ass".
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
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Canned

When a jock/bully throws someone in the school dumpster.
"Travis(jock): Look Conner(quarter back) canned the nerd"
by A knowing person July 25, 2021
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Culture on the Can

noun / verb / lifestyle
kul-chur on thuh kan

1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
1. “Honestly? I get all my news, trends, and low-key wisdom from Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
by cultureonthecan June 26, 2025
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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025
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Can

Can is a brown or black haired man. He is very kind, friendly and smart guy who always help others when they need him.
My name is Can …
by hoethemotherfuckinjo November 23, 2021
mugGet the Canmug.

Can

Can or bin is used by UK street gangs when referring to prison.
Bro got canned for that wap he had, now he's serving 5 years.

I'm gonna go to the bin if I commit this crime.
by SNOWMANUTR November 21, 2022
mugGet the Canmug.

We can both remove the masks

Closeted gays who want to do coming out and let the world know about their love.
I think it's a good time....we can both remove the masks
mugGet the We can both remove the masksmug.

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