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Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades
Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."
by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021
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Sloppy Dallas

When your girl gets a mouth full of dip and sucks you off.
Girl friend: “Hey babe Do you want a sloppy Dallas?”
Boy friend: “Sure babe
by Me-bich August 14, 2021
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Sloppy Butt Smush

The sexual act of two parters dressing up in each others clothes after eating buckets of spicy chili, spreading their butt cheeks, and smushing them together as hard as they can, and letting all the built up pressure of the chili out by aggressively shitting into each others anal cavities, spraying burning hot diarrhea all over the room while each partner screams in terror of the thought that they will have to clean it all up with their tongue
YO Butt Fucker 3000, me and this random ass person i met behind a mcdonalds parking lot did a sloppy butt smush and there were like 30 people filming! NOW GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN OATMEAL! 😟🐸🦧💯💩🥵🔥😳😱🥶😩🍌😎😬😎🥸🤞🥵💯🔥
by Mad PP game June 24, 2021
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Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
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Sloppy dallas

Packing a massive lip and giving a blowjob to someone
by Jelly bob July 8, 2021
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Sloppy Hummer

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer
by Nytered August 29, 2013
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Sloppy Enriquez

A sexual maneuver involving a guy cumming into his own hand and slapping his sex partner across the face with it.
Somewhat related to the Dirty Sanchez , Angry Dragon, etc.
Last night I gave her a Sloppy Enriquez. She suddenly had to leave...
by DragonPoonSlayer52609 September 2, 2013
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