Side mission

When you get distracted and do something that you need to do but have been putting off in the middle of another task. Like cleaning the toilet mid getting laundry together. Side-mission.

I completed a side mission today. Instead of finishing putting the dishes away, I made a cake!

by Jesjo January 28, 2024

side braid next to ear

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .

The guy with a side braid next to ear is a fag

by Dendai February 15, 2024

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

One sided figure

A person who doesn’t show there true intentions, to get what they want

I thought she love me ,she only wanted my money

She sounds like a one sided figure

by One sided figure LLC January 29, 2022

Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.

Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025

Side chico

The male counterpart to a sidechick, but that does not simp like a sideman and actually gets laid.

A: Bro, have you seen Rebecca's side chico?
B: Bro wtf is that, another simp that tries to fuck her?
A: Nah bro, he actually got laid.

by 18yoBoomer May 25, 2020

o side

Don’t come to o side(Basingstoke) unless you want to get chinged by Tommy with zombie knife, basically if you come to o side it’s full of roadman and people having fights.

Don’t come to o side

by Mike2trappy July 18, 2021