silent librarian shower

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.

George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.

by Fat C April 19, 2022

shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.

I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...

by NWAS January 20, 2017

Viennesse Shower

A viennesse shower is when a dwarf from Vienna is contracted to urinate on your face.

I was in Prater Park, Vienna when a dwarf gave me a Viennesse Shower.

by EuroShowerPower June 16, 2019

shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)

Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.

by kman142 July 31, 2022

Hercules shower

The action of bathing with your friend. One person begins by taking a shower with the drain plugged. The other sits patiently for the water to fill up, then they take a bath.

The drought is causing our water bill to be super expensive! Stevie, let’s take a Hercules shower to save some money.

by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022

Shower

Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.

Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night”
Rich: “What an absolute shower”

by Boo Haa Raa Sausage July 18, 2022

Shower Vid

When you send a video of you in a shower masturbating to another person.

Yo she was feeling a little freaky today so she sent a shower vid before going to work.

by xawvyy March 27, 2022