At the gym, guys like my wonderful husband-of-a-certain-age: work out enough to be cut, and still have a gut. God love their shapely upper arms. They're taking care of themselves.
by Jane Zealand November 22, 2010

by dony34 December 4, 2019

When someone uses what you did to make someone cry (like if you cut an onion it makes people cry but if its your onion that means its your stuff so that means you make other people cry"
by RyLan>:( March 14, 2024

by XxBrizzaxX April 22, 2019

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!
by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019
