National Little Dick Day

On May 18 it’s a dedicated day for people like Kendry who have little dicks.

“Yo Joe, have you heard of Kendry’s dedicated day it’s known as National Little Dick Day.”

by NOCALLERID May 15, 2020

National Bully Matty Day

Today is the day to bully Matty. All people should have a free pass to bully anyone named Matty.

Hey it's National Bully Matty day! We can finally bully Matty, she's so fucking unfunny!

by swaggotlucia February 6, 2021

National Fuck Chloe Day

National Fuck Chloe Day is when you fuck chloe zammit as hard as you can until she goes to sleep with her llamas

BF: “Biċċa, today is National Fuck Chloe Day so I have to fuck you”
Chloe: “Okay, do whatever you want with me :)”

by National Fuck Chloe Zammit Day April 3, 2023

National Praise Alex Day

this day is a day for the men to celebrate the birth of alex miller (millerpalex on insta) because he is sexy

“everyone got shit faced on National Praise Alex Day”

by Miller Alex October 15, 2019

National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th

Person 1: Hey Jamie, can you celebrate National Jamie Fuckers Day with me today?
Jamie: Yeah sure!

by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022

national twat wop day

April 13th is National twat wop day. Girls get ready to get your twat or vagina slapped.

“Hide yo twat they comin’ . Didn’t you forget? It’s national twat wop day!”

by Kathy suire May 25, 2018

National Pop Pop Day

“What’s National Pop Pop Day?” National Pop Pop Day is a day we’re you must take the Pop-It! Fidget to everywhere, school/store/public etc. You might have seen the viral TikTok video with over 1.9M views. A lady is at a fidget toy store stating “Come get pop pop for son and daughter.” So saying Pop-Pop is a inside joke. “Pop Pop” is actually a Pop-it fidget toy like I stated. For example, they can be shaped in circle or square form with air holes that look similar to Bubble Rap. There also a very nice focus toy, now today please bring your “Pop Pops” to school and in public!

Tom: Miley, why do you have a Pop-it fidget toy with you and it’s been with you for the past HOURS?

Miley: it’s no biggie, it’s National Pop Pop Day! My fidgets must remain with me . 🥵🥵

by Emma Zargands April 19, 2021