National Fuck Chloe Day

National Fuck Chloe Day is when you fuck chloe zammit as hard as you can until she goes to sleep with her llamas

BF: “Biċċa, today is National Fuck Chloe Day so I have to fuck you”
Chloe: “Okay, do whatever you want with me :)”

by National Fuck Chloe Zammit Day April 3, 2023

National Bob Duncan Day

Everyday is National Bob Duncan Day. Everyday is a day to celebrate Bob Duncan.

I love living in a world with Bob duncan. Let’s celebrate it because it’s National Bob Duncan Day

by Bobtram March 10, 2020

National Appreciate Morons Day

On this day, you are to appreciate any moron you care dearly and make sure they know they are retarded but also cared about

Caleb: "You know you're a moron right?"
Cynthia: "Hey thats mean"
Caleb: "But you're my moron and ily <3"
Cynthia: "Why are you like this?"
Caleb: "Because its National Appreciate Morons Day!"
Cynthia: "You're an idiot smh"

by Z-e-R-o April 11, 2019

National kiss Ernest day

kiss ernest

I am kissing Ernest because its national kiss Ernest day

by Rehzel-x-Ernest January 29, 2023

National Pop Pop Day

“What’s National Pop Pop Day?” National Pop Pop Day is a day we’re you must take the Pop-It! Fidget to everywhere, school/store/public etc. You might have seen the viral TikTok video with over 1.9M views. A lady is at a fidget toy store stating “Come get pop pop for son and daughter.” So saying Pop-Pop is a inside joke. “Pop Pop” is actually a Pop-it fidget toy like I stated. For example, they can be shaped in circle or square form with air holes that look similar to Bubble Rap. There also a very nice focus toy, now today please bring your “Pop Pops” to school and in public!

Tom: Miley, why do you have a Pop-it fidget toy with you and it’s been with you for the past HOURS?

Miley: it’s no biggie, it’s National Pop Pop Day! My fidgets must remain with me . 🥵🥵

by Emma Zargands April 19, 2021

National Praise Alex Day

this day is a day for the men to celebrate the birth of alex miller (millerpalex on insta) because he is sexy

“everyone got shit faced on National Praise Alex Day”

by Miller Alex October 15, 2019

National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th

Person 1: Hey Jamie, can you celebrate National Jamie Fuckers Day with me today?
Jamie: Yeah sure!

by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022