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The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.
Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)
by JJthepuller February 16, 2023
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Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022
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Chocolate Milk Sundae

When someone shits in your mouth and it's so gross that you vomit all over their asshole, then lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Milk Sundae.
by ismelldinonuggie January 3, 2021
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Japanese milk bread

Japanese milk bread is a type of bread made from a combination of human sweat, tears, saliva, and breast milk. It is known for its unique, slightly salty flavor and moist, pillowy texture.
He was the last to cum; though he was tear ridden; the Japanese milk bread was his and his alone.
by 0xOvipositor December 11, 2022
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Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.
"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."
by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023
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Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.
"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"
by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016
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good bread and milk

when a girl looks so leng and sexy that she is consider on a different level of attractivness - originated from tin ziw
'look at that girl shes good bread and milk' 'nah that girl is good bread and milk'
by sirtease June 2, 2022
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