ethan cummins

The biggest bad ass on planet

Ethan cummins

by Conner Bennett January 15, 2020

ethan

ethan can be a wonderful guy at times. but once u get to know him hes the most bipolar manipulative person in the world. he messes with your feelings to the point where ur so lost and dont even know who you are anymore. he makes you attached to him and stay wity him, even though he drains you all the time. hes toxic and not loyal. though he may seem like he is, he isnt. so dont trust a guy named ethan, or date, trust me its not worth it😗

ethan is the typa guy to makeout with 10 girls in a night , fuck your bestfriend or something and try and come home to u and act like everythings all good

by Shordi August 29, 2022

ethan

the most amazing guy you could ever meet. such a kind person, a true gentleman. genuinely the best person ever, never fails to listen without judgment, comforting you with the kindest words ever. although he doesn't think so himself, such a smart and cool person. so funny and lighthearted - introverted at first but so amazing after you get to know him well. a great listener, smart person, nice smile, kind heart and a great person overall. if you ever get an ethan in your life, make sure to appreciate him as well as possible. people like these aren't common.

this person I know is the best person in the world. He is an ethan!

by dinkled June 15, 2023

ethan jiang

A person that has a level 100 gyat. He can pull any girl he wants. He attracts girls with his immense gyat and 22 inch penis. His penis is so big, once it hits you, you get knocked out. His huge ass is always clenched up and shaking like crazy.

He came inside me so much! He impregnated me and I know have a Ethan Jiang Jnr.🔥😏🍆🥵🥵

He is wayyy to hot.

Ethan Jiang went on a date with Zhi Yan

by ETHAN JIANG FAN CLUB October 25, 2023

Ethanitis

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.

Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.

by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022

Ethan Humphrey

A actually fucking baller he has a lot of chicks not married, massive playboy and also his famous quote "Fucking and Ducking".

Ethan Humphrey is lit

by ya nans worst noightmare September 6, 2020

Ethan

Someone who has gingeritus.
Also plays 7 hours of Fortnite a day

Girls stay away from Ethan he has gingeritus!

by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019